OK, let’s just do it: Burrito bowl, black. You know, they ask for beans, so I say black. Chicken, extra chicken. Yeah, I know it’s extra. Mild, medium or hot? I never say mild, I say tomatoes. Corn, sour cream, a little bit of cheese, just a little bit. Actually guac. Yeah, I know it’s extra. Come on, come on, give me a little more guac than that—I gotta pay extra for that! Come on, a little more. And let me get a cup for water. And I fill that shit with soda.


"I never wanted to grow up, and I found a job in which I’m allowed to never grow up and just play all the time."

noel and i have the same sunnies but he looks 100x better than i do. 

"I never wanted to grow up, and I found a job in which I’m allowed to never grow up and just play all the time."

noel and i have the same sunnies but he looks 100x better than i do. 

(Source: mckeymilkovich, via noelfshr)

When I look back, I don’t have regrets. In the moment I am really, really hard on myself, I’m definitely my own worst critic and can be my own worst enemy, and I’m trying very hard not to be that.”

(Source: trispriorrs, via kendork-schmidt)